arsegrapes
3:36 Tue Jul 23
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Not mine thankfully, but a few of us when kids were up on the corrugated roof of the football field changing rooms when a mate slid down to jump off and slit his ballbag open on an upturned rusty nail, I can still hear the howls!
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Grumpster
3:27 Tue Jul 23
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Completely forgot breaking my ankle in Copenhagen.
Only bizarre/annoying as was doing a piss up booze cruise from Oslo/Copenhagen and had literally only just got off of the boat.
Kerbs over there are fucking massive and as I was looking ominously at a raincloud, I trod half over the kerb and my foot bent violently inwards.
Thought nothing of it and hobbled around on it on the piss for 3 days and then only figured it was something worse when due to cabin pressure on the plane home, my foot grew so large my trainer ended up looking like it belonged to the incredible hulk.
Great city though!
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Lee Trundle
2:21 Tue Jul 23
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I heard that "one of the patients bollocks dropped into the cavity and was consequently crushed" story when I was at school 25 odd years ago!
(I'm not that far from Sunbury so it could have traveled)
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Mart O
2:19 Tue Jul 23
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Aalborg Hammer 12:33 Tue Jul 23
Jesus fucking CHRIST !
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Grumpster
12:37 Tue Jul 23
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Had a huge amount of minor injuries due to being a bloke and doing some stupid things, while also ignoring ailments, but thankfully nothing anything I'd call too serious.
Broken fingers and toes, but I don't count them as being anything, as continued to play football with both.
Tore my stomach muscle which was the most annoying one, as couldn't kick a ball for about 6 months and have no idea how I done it. Basically on a drunken night out.
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Aalborg Hammer
12:33 Tue Jul 23
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Just remembered...when I played rugby,we were down at Sunbury and a lad dislocated his thigh/hip -typical of rugby teams ,there were a few doctors present...the injury needed a few large blokes pulling to relocate the thigh ,guided by a 'medico'...one of the patients bollocks dropped into the cavity and was consequently crushed when it snapped together again *ouch*
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Aalborg Hammer
12:25 Tue Jul 23
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Whilst working in Libya,my big toe started to throb very painfully...went down to the on-site clinic where they put my foot in a bowl of very hot water...the doctor squeezed the toe and a sea urchin spine about two inches long popped out...I wore shoes at the beach after that...
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zico
11:55 Tue Jul 23
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Mine is getting weirder. The foot pain has now moved to my heel and the pain in the hand has moved to the elbow, not as bad as it was I might add but most bizarre. Maybe the same thing happened to Carroll, the same injury for 6 years but it kept moving!!!
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lowermarshhammer
3:06 Tue Jul 23
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I had an anal fissure caused by a severe bout of extremely explosive diarrhea. This led to having a not unattractive hijab wearing doctor sticking her finger up my arse which was a fucking bizarre experience in the extreme.
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zebthecat
1:56 Tue Jul 23
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The Dude abides
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claret on my shirt
1:26 Tue Jul 23
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Pulled my hamstring trying to kick the TV when west ham lost, told work i'd done it running across the road because i'd not seen a motor bike coming at me.
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Alfs
1:25 Tue Jul 23
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Far Cough 10:00 Mon Jul 22
Snapped banjo string anyone?
Not snapped but badly torn after shagging a Birmingham lass in Trecco Bay holiday park in the late 70s.
She was a virgin, I was a little - okay a lot, too eager and 'twang'. I cleaned up in the camp bogs and the blood loss was quite shocking.
Oh, those were the days.
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Mart O
12:11 Tue Jul 23
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"I only wear fitflop shoes now "
You are The Big Lebowski and I claim my FIVE POUNDS.
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Cheezey Bell-End
11:50 Mon Jul 22
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I've had similar to the OP. I only wear fitflop shoes now and it's never come back.
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Nurse Ratched
11:44 Mon Jul 22
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Urgh!
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gph
11:43 Mon Jul 22
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I think it was actually stuck in the wax
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Hammer and Pickle
11:43 Mon Jul 22
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That was so weak. Your sense of humour has clearly suffered terminal injury, Batz.
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Nurse Ratched
11:41 Mon Jul 22
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No need to drown/kill it. You could have tempted it out using a decoy, such as a live horse or cow.
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gph
11:31 Mon Jul 22
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Not really an injury, but bizarre.
I had a mosquito fly into my ear and get stuck, while I was asleep. No further sleep was possible. A&E had no idea what to do. They woke a consultant, who suggested drowning it in olive oil.
End of story.
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Nurse Ratched
11:24 Mon Jul 22
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Did he eat the bowl and chopsticks, too?
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Mart O
11:20 Mon Jul 22
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"I suffered a torn arsehole (aka an anal fissure) once after shitting out an enormous Thai red curry. Truly horrific"
Jesus fucking Christ !
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